• Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort

tyleroakley:

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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sextnoise:

me at school 

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lion:

shade

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